Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

The 10-Year Auction and Inflation Data Could Jolt the Bond Market - Barron's

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

How long will it take for Canada and the US to become close friends and allies again once the tariff problem is resolved?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Trumpworld Is Fighting Over ‘Official’ Crypto Wallet - WIRED

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for fakery

I can read

Musk-Trump rupture poses a serious threat to NASA and Pentagon programs - The Washington Post

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I can count

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Derek Carr explains his decision to give up $30 million and retire - NBC Sports

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Should I become an interior designer or not in today's world?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I see through liars

Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy bullshit

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”